CODEWARRIORZ THOUGHTS - RANDOM NEURON FIRINMGS

CODEWARRIORZ THOUGHTS - RANDOM NEURON FIRINMGS
NO SKEPTICS ALLOWED- THIS IS A NO SCEPTIC ZONE

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

STOP THE SOPP

I THINK ON AN EARLIER POST, I TALKED ABOUT THIS SLIMY ATTEMPT BY THE AMA TO ATTACK OTHER DOCTORS SUCH AS CHIROPRACTORS, NATUROPATHS, HOMEOPATHS, PODIATRISTS, ETC.,AND TALKED ABOUT GOOD WEBSITES.

HERE'S A COOL ONE, FROM A FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE FRIEND.

http://stop-sopp.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints.

The line from the movie FARGO, when the "funny looking guy" is out on the town with a hooker,
gives, when talking about the star entertainment is " You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints."
I say AMEN to that, because, Jose Feliciano is one of the greats.
One artist I DO have "complaints" about is this "FERGIE" lamer.
The song "BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY" sucks, plain and simple. It's a stinkin' piece of horse turd on the field of music.

SMELL THIS MUSIC SHYTE BELOW

Friday, May 21, 2010

RUMORS I HEARD ABOUT BUSHY

I also heard he is teabagging Karl Rove, or is it "teapartying" with
Karl Rove...you can't always trust
rumors, but Georgie Porgie, clean
that forehead well !

BY THE WAY, DID I MENTION THAT JOHN STOSSEL IS AN ASS CLOWN ?

John Stossel is an ASS CLOWN

What a pathetic excuse for a human being. He's a total clown and I agree 100 percent with the comments on the Young Turks (http://youngturks.com ). What a 1970s porn star moustache wearing ass clown this son of a bitch is. Two words for the ASS CLOWN, the ASS HAT,
mothef'er JOHN (ass clown) STOSSEL. ----FUCK YOU---TO ASS CLOWN, JOHN STOSSEL.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Cell Phones Cause Cancer, and other fun new items

150 Year old UnDead talk show host, Larry "LA" King , did a show about cell phones possibly causing cancer, riffing off a study to be released tomorrow, that somehow links cell phone usage and cancer, especially brain cancer. The "experts" on the show, talked about their own cell phone usage, and were quick to say they were using blue tooth or earphones or speakers or whatever. They also said that if a man was carrying his cell phone in his pocket, he might have a lowered sperm count.

OK...last things first. The average ejaculate of males in the US contains
60-80 million per milliliter. The average ejaculate is approximately 2 millileters, so "at one time," an average man has 120-160 million sperm. (The range of "normal volume" for ejaculation is 1.5 ml to 5.0 ml, so the range could be anywhere from 90 million to 400 million.) It takes ONE, that's "1" sperm to fertilize the egg...so, you have perhaps 249,999,999 lazy layabout sperm that you could lose and still have a chance at increasing the numbers of an already too high in number population. I'm not worried on that score. Actually, we need to reduce them even more if you ask me. Let's have that sperm count drop to two or three per ejaculation. Give that egg a fighting chance at staying protected, will ya ?

Now, cancer is not a laughing matter and as many people are using cells as their multifunction portable entertainment center, watching movies, tv, playing games, writing text, surfing the net, taking pictures or movies, people are spending time with the cell in a way that even the most loquacious of teenagers did not do with the old land line.

Of course , the cell phone industry says there is nothing to worry about. Yeah, right, and don't pay any attention to that man behind the curtain, right ?

As the late George Carlin said: You ain't cool! You're fucking chilly! And chilly ain't never been cool!"

Words that are overused and if George Carlin was here, he would say this, so here goes.

Three words that NEED to be dropped from usage for overuse and incorrect usage. You SOUND like a fuckin' 'tard if you are using these.
1) "SICK" meaning cool, neat, enjoyable. Look, somewhere along the tracks, you lost your way if you think "sick" is a term of approbation. Degenerates, Hitler, people with incurable diseases are "sick" and that ain't cool. Drop the stupid use of this word and act like a fuckin' grown up, will ya?

2) "Absolutely" - Look, "absolutely" is not a one word language, and yet, many 20 something 'tards are using "absolutely" to answer every question put to them.
From the Free Dictionary dot com
"ab·so·lute·ly (bs-ltl, bs-ltl)
adv.
1. Definitely and completely; unquestionably.
2. Grammar
a. In a manner that does not take an object.
b. In an absolute relationship.
Usage Note: For some time, absolutely has been used informally as an intensive, as in an absolutely magnificent painting. In an earlier survey, a majority of the Usage Panel disapproved of this usage in formal writing."

3) Actually, this is two, but they are variants of the same idea.
"Off the hook" and "Off the chain". Off the hook and off the chain imply letting some dangerous beast loose, and if that is meant to indicate something cool, then get mauled by a grizzly and see how you like that.

4) Used interchangeably with the foregoing "off the hook" and "off the chain" is a word I hear used so frequently it makes me nauseated. "Awesome". Often, it is a word thrown out there to have some nebulous positive meaning, but really, it just shows an impoverishment of both the user's thinking processes and the bankruptcy of their store of proper words. Seeing Thor come down from the heavens, accompanied by Loki and Frigg, and then, seeing them battle Zeus and the other Greek gods would be "awesome", but getting a pair of tickets to a local basketball game, somehow lacks the luster of actually generally a genuine feeling of "Awe" in a person.

SO, if someone tells you that they are going to a party that is going to absolutely be off the hook and off the chain and there will be an awesome DJ there who is playing some sick records...first, pity them and the school they attended, and secondly, give them their letter "L" for Lamer and Loser, so they can wear it with pride. They earned it.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

THERE ARE GOOD NEW SINGERS OUT THERE- COLBIE CALLIAT

This gal has got it all, brains, beauty, talent...she friggin' ROCKS!
TWO THUMBS WAIT UP FROM THE CODEMEISTER..GREAT SONG!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Why do we even bother ?

Day after day, I see real world examples of people who not only don't do their fuckin' jobs, but honest to god, it seems they MUST be on some drug...it can't be ecstasy, because they have
too bad an attitude for that. It can't be speed, because they grind along with the speed of molasses on a freezing morning, and they are grossly overweight. It can't be MaryJane, cuz they damn sure aren't mellow and easy going. It can't be booze, cause they aren't staggering and slurring their words. That being said, there is definitely something wrong with a hell of a lot of people working in all kinds of jobs. Here are the signs and symptoms, so maybe someone can figure out what they are on...

1) They don't seem to listen to what you say . Now, you could tell them your name is Bob Jones, and damned if they don't call you Mrs. Washington. You can tell them something very clear, over and over and over, and they still don't get what you said, no matter how loudly, how clearly, and how simply you say it.
2) They have some kind of shitty, "on the rag", bitchy attitude , especially the females.
3) This is related to number three, they are very quick to take offense at anything you say,
and to start using rude and offensive language, showing NO sense of proper customer service etiquette.
4) They don't seem to have an education that goes beyond third or fourth grade. They also seem to lack any understanding of how to spell correctly. This last symptom may be from texting their ass off, most of their lives, using numbers in place of letters such as "L8R" for "later" or
HowRU for how are you...or those cutesy pie deals like BFF (best friends forever) or lmao (laughing my ass off)...SMS has ruined our younger generation for higher brain functions like spelling.
5) They don't seem to give a shyte about their jobs, about the customer, or about anything except killing time while on the job, and figuring out what they are going to do when they get off.

Honestly, I am very concerned about the future when these kids are running things.
Perhaps I am just an old fogey, but for fucks sake, doing a good job DOES matter, and customers DO matter. And, doing the "clickety clickety click , Everything is taken care of Mrs. Jones" and then dumping the customer, does not solve the problem ...it just makes the next person's job harder, and pisses off Mrs. Jones at the company that pays your salary / hourly wage.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

MORE JOBS MEANS MORE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK..REPUBLICAN LIES IN A DEMOCRATIC SKIN

Years ago, when even the Dems were saying the economy was good, and Bushy was singing it's praises high and low, I knew things were going badly. Why? Two things, more and more people were losing their jobs, and giant corporations were posting huge losses every month.

Well, eventually, Georgie Porgie had to use his little fists to screw into his little beady eyes and do his best Henny Penny, the sky is falling, in front of the nation, on TV.

Now, in a sad imitation of the Bizarro World from Superman, where up is down and happy is sad,
Obama's lackeys say that the unemployed roles are up, because there are more jobs ? HUH?

Look, I know our old pal Josef Goebbels said that if you say a lie long and loudly, folks will start to believe it. Goebbels also stressed that the lie must be simple. So, scream it from the rooftops that more unemployed means more jobs, and vice versa, and perhaps, the simpletons will believe it. This, on the heels of one of the biggest single day drops of the stock market in history...around 1000 points.

Look, we are 26 years down the pike from 1984...thats' TWO 13 year cycles...double trouble (and I don't mean the late great Stevie Ray Vaughn's band) for us.

Talk, talk, talk...perhaps, being out of gas means we have plenty, and the IQ of the T-baggers
being very low means they are fuckin' geniuses..

Jesus H..who is Obama's advisor, that mental midget Glenn Beck ?

Friday, May 7, 2010

BEST, ABSOLUTE BEST PROGRAM ON TV IS THE ANCIENT ALIENS SERIES ON HISTORY CHANNEL

THIS SERIES IS THE VERY BEST SHOW ON TV NOW OR EVER. I AM AGAIN A GIGANTIC HISTORY CHANNEL FAN AND SUPPORTER FOR THIS SHOW ALONE!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

AN INTERESTING VALIDATION OF MY LAST POST

I wrote the previous post without having looked at today's news, precisely because I wanted to wait until after that, to see what unpredictable things had happened. Interestingly, THIS
happened today....http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN0624451020100507
"NEW YORK, May 6 (Reuters) - A spine-chilling slide of nearly 1,000 points in the Dow Jones Industrial Average, its biggest intraday points drop ever, led to heightened calls for a crackdown on computer-driven high-frequency trading."

The use of mathematical algoritms, formulae, and prediction computations, are rampant in the world of finance. A prime example is the "formula that almost brought down Wall Street" in Wired magazine, about a Mr. Li and his Gaussian function cupola
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/magazine/17-03/wp_quant?currentPage=all
"

A year ago, it was hardly unthinkable that a math wizard like David X. Li might someday earn a Nobel Prize. After all, financial economists—even Wall Street quants—have received the Nobel in economics before, and Li's work on measuring risk has had more impact, more quickly, than previous Nobel Prize-winning contributions to the field. Today, though, as dazed bankers, politicians, regulators, and investors survey the wreckage of the biggest financial meltdown since the Great Depression, Li is probably thankful he still has a job in finance at all. Not that his achievement should be dismissed. He took a notoriously tough nut—determining correlation, or how seemingly disparate events are related—and cracked it wide open with a simple and elegant mathematical formula, one that would become ubiquitous in finance worldwide.

For five years, Li's formula, known as a Gaussian copula function, looked like an unambiguously positive breakthrough, a piece of financial technology that allowed hugely complex risks to be modeled with more ease and accuracy than ever before. With his brilliant spark of mathematical legerdemain, Li made it possible for traders to sell vast quantities of new securities, expanding financial markets to unimaginable levels.

His method was adopted by everybody from bond investors and Wall Street banks to ratings agencies and regulators. And it became so deeply entrenched—and was making people so much money—that warnings about its limitations were largely ignored.


BIG BROTHER AND THE "THANK YOU CARD"

One of my friends in East Texas was telling me that the regional chain of food stores he shops at gives him "discounts" when he uses his "thank you card" during purchases. Apparently, this little euphemistically named "thank you card" keeps a digital record of where he was, when he was there, what he bought, what he paid, how often he bought the items, when he goes shopping, and so on. I told him he should call it his "Fuck You Card", because they are creating a digital profile of him that they can sell to others , including his shopping habits and more, and it makes it easier for vendors to market items to him, much like the music service "Pandora" (ironically named because Pandora opened the box and let all the evils in the world loose) is able to "suggest" music you may like based on your past choices. Unfortunately, as I understand it, many of his fellow East Texans are like him, blissfully in a sea of naivete, thinking it is just a good will gesture of the store, giving you lots of yummy discounts. Remember son, there is no such thing as a free lunch. I think he hasn't a clue about the darker side of digital tracking. I tell you one thing, I wouldn't ever use a Fucking "Thank you card" no matter WHAT the discounts.

Now, I'm gonna sound like my friend Alex Jones, but you must understand that the push toward digitizing everything is not a benign and pointless endeavor. As my pal NfoHackerz sez, "It's all ones and zeroes."

Have you ever wondered WHY the gov has pushed to end analog broadcasts ?

Analog is unwieldy and messy. The analog world doesn't fit neatly in file folders in a computer.

Take a second and Riddle me this Riddler, if you (i.e. the larger you, as in the gov) were really and truly wanting to put a Big Brother, ala 1984 in place, what ONE STEP would be critical in all the aspects of public surveillance and keeping track of citizens ? Gotta hint? Digitization.
Once you have everyone's life digitized, then you can track and manage them. Why does the traffic department want DIGITIZED fingerprints of you ? Why do places want to pay you with a digital money transfer card ?

In those dystopic visions of the future such as 1984 and others, where information is "managed" and only approved versions of history and current events are published, it is vital to have every communication media digitized. With a digital audio file, I can make all kinds of weird and improbable things "real". With digital versions of video, I could make Bush shake hands with Attila the Hun. Total data control (TDC) is the goal of governments. Tracking, quantifying, qualifying, and storing, bits of information about ALL of us, is something that is not a new goal. The Romans had a census for various reasons, taxation being only one. It has seemed that , throughout history, the more horrible, the more tyrannical a government is, the more they want to abolish the rights of certain classes, the more they want to make their own version of history be the only one available, the more interested they are in numbers, in "metrics" and in keeping extremely accurate counts of everything. In short, being "anal" about things, is also a trait of assholes in government. One prime example is Nazi Germany. As a "half-Jew", knowing that some of my distant relatives were probably murdered by these sick bastards, I have used due diligence in becoming as knowledgeable about Nazis as possible. Their "attention to detail" is mindboggling. In one concentration camp, not only did they keep track of which prisoners had head lice, not only did they count the individual lice on each individual prisoner, but they further classified and MEASURED the size of each louse found on each prisoner's head.

In fact, I propose that we can measure the possible evilness of a government by measuring their tendency to apply metrics to everything and everyone, to a bizarre level of detail.

The Communists in Russia, kept jars containing personal items which had been in contact with certain people that they felt bore watching, and would keep stacks and stacks and rooms and rooms of these, dutifully labeled, because they thought that keeping the items in airtight jars would "concentrate" the scent, and if they ever had to track the person, using dogs, all they had to do was to open the jar and let the dogs sniff the scented item(s).

The Chinese emperors, not the nicest bunch of cats in the world, were also obsessed with counting and keeping track of people and things.

This brings up another point, and that is, I assert, that the more evil the regime, the more bureaucrats and the more intricate their bureaucracy.

This latter point is merely the logical extension of the previous points, and goes hand in hand with the preceding points.

Now, why in God's name , do the evil people, want to keep good records on people, their comings and goings, their purchases, their communications, etc.? Why? It's simple. Because, they , being he heartless mechanistic bastards they are, labor under the misguided idea that metrics equals being able to predict things. Many people who roll in the slimy mire of an idea that they are "scientists" or "skeptics" or "financial wizards" actually think that mathematics is the key toward being able to predict world events , the actions of people, etc..

Just like in the movie in which there is a Department of Future Crime, or something like that (I think the movie is from another of the Phillip K. Dick novels or short stories), these dumbass bastards are sold on the idea (by other idiots) that somehow, if you apply the right formula, and widget it around a bit, you can predict social movements, human behavior, political trends, etc..

Now, I contend that this is so much bullshit, and that predicting some things is far easier, and some things, are just outright impossible to predict. Think about our present situation. More people are getting out of jobs, prices continue to rise, some morons are agitating the work up the redneck fringe, and their counterparts in the north, and atop all of this, health care is getting in more of a mess BECAUSE Obama didn't have the cajones to stand up to the repubs and use the bully pulpit and the demo majority and ram through a single payer plan. Gas prices go up, less people can go on vacations, smaller tourist towns hurt, more people lose their businesses, and more people lose their jobs, so, we don't need to dig up Michel de Nostradamus to predict that something uncool is brewing right here in River City.

You don't tell the mentally challenged giant of a kid over and over that the little kid is making fun of him over and over without Doofus knocking the holy shit out of the poor Dweezil you're lying about.

But, for every predictable event, there is an equal and opposite unpredictable one. For example, a UFO might land and threaten us, and Ronald Reagan's "fantasy" of all of mankind linking hands and singing kumbaya against a common enemy, could happen.

Look, as many high tech computers as there are, as many math wizzes there are, they can't even predict the friggin' lottery numbers before the fact. And, with that, you are just talking about a finite number of balls, finite number of combinations , etc., something far less complex and unpredictable as human behavior and world events (such as an asteroid bashing into Earth without warning).

Believe you me, if being calculating, exact , scientific, and number conscious, could be a winning combination, Nazi Germany would have won the war, and Einstein would have devised his own personal lottery winning machine. But, it isn't.

Let's see Bruce Bueno de Mesquita win the Power Ball lottery by accurately predicting just the winning numbers. If he could do that, over and over and over, then possibly I would be on my way to saying "perhaps he has something there", but he hasn't, he won't, and I rest my case.

The last echoing tones of the Screaming Guitar


They asked me, CODE, WHAT'S YOUR OPINION OF MODERN MUSIC ?



While reflecting on the horrible state of so-called "popular music", it is clear that the current crop of tunes, is NOT rock and roll, but a mixture of lounge singer music, bubble gum music, a version of Men Without Hats "SAFETY DANCE", and the Perry Como skit that Second City TV used to do.

You can tell it from the beginning of these new "tunes". No good back beat, no screaming guitar, no screaming vocals, no pounding bass...in short,. nothing worth anything. The monotonous dronings of The Fray, Uncle Kracker, Michael Buble, Failure Shit...er, Taylor Swift, the "Video Killed the Radio Star" wannabe tune from Owl City about fireflies....they just suck so bad...I wish I could use the "new music" to vacuum my carpet with, because I am sure the high suction value would clean my carpet better than my current vacuum cleaner.

But, among the more obvious horrible tunes, there lurks one that unfortunately, many people say they like. It is the whining, co-dependent ("I need you now") , alcoholic ("I'm a little drunk"), masochistic ("rather hurt than feel nothing at all") booty call tune by Lady Antebellum.

For a similar sounding, but infinitely classier song, with a better message, try
BERING STRAIT'S tune, I could use a hero


One of the new artists I do like, who doesn't sing Rock, is Jason Mraz, with
the reggae sounding tune "I'm Yours". Take a listen at it.
http://www.myspace.com/jasonmraz
Some may say, Code, why are you so tough on these new artists ?

Well, for several reasons. I LOVE MUSIC. I loved rock and roll, it's ability to make my heart beat fast, my eyes light up, get my adrenal pumping. With old school rock and roll, it could get you ready to fight if you needed to, or make love if you got the chance to...it was a General Motivation Stimulus, but nowadays, the tunes from most of these vapid, banal, Perry Como Monotones, just makes you want to have a nice long bowel movement. Music to Shyte By, is all you can call it. Come on my droogs, can you envision getting amped up as a soldier to kick ass and take names listening to Michael Buble's "I JUST HAVEN'T MET YOU YET".

Has our younger generation been numbed to the point of thinking that Owl City's
FIREPLIES is rock and roll ?

Where are modern artists having the balls to do tunes like Aqualung ?

Where are the Thin Lizzy groups ?

or this Thin Lizzy classic (Love it...has that New Jersey feel to it)

Where are the Southside Johnny and the Jukes of today ?
or where the hells are the Johnny Lyons of SJandtheAJ
It's been a long time...

ABOUT FACE...SPANISH MEDICAL DOCTORS DO SECOND FACE TRANSPLANT

Gosh and by golly WoW. If Medical Doctors tried to design a poodle, they would come up with a Duckbill Platypus. Well, look at the results of medical doctors (MDs) giving a guy a new face through a face transplant,
and by the way, this was the second patient to be so "gifted" with a new face. Gosh and by Golly Wow.

Was the whole team of surgeons big fans of Picasso ?

The World and All That's In it (subtitled, WHY THE HELL MAKE FAILURE SHIT/TAYLOR SWIFT COVER GIRL?)




I think that, on the crazy meter, our country has hit the bright red line of demarcation at which, the country is crazy as a loon. WHY?
Failure Shit, known to everyone else as Taylor Swift, has been named as the new Cover Girl girl . WHAT THE F*CK ?

Look, why pick her, when there are real beauties who sing great tunes like Jewel and Colbie Caillat to pick from.

To prove my point...see these///first, Failure Shit (top of page)
Then, check out Colbie
And last but not least, Jewel

Friday, April 30, 2010

KELLY CLARKSON'S TUNE, "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU"

CLARKSON IS A IDOL WINNER, AND A MUSIC LOSER.
CLARKSON'S TUNE "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU" OR WHATEVER, SHOULD BE RENAMED...
MY SONGS SUCK...PERIOD.

ALREADY GONE is another one of her horrible "tunes". As with the other Am. Idol "Winners"...they think you can change hair color, change hair style, get some glamour shots, and change their clothes, oh yeah, and give them a slight bad boy/bad girl image, and this makes them a cool pop star.

Uh....NO! First, they have to have charisma. You know what that is...it is the thing where, when someone walks in a room, suddenly the air seems charged and everyone turns to see what they are doing or lisen to what they are saying.

NONE of these constructed, fabricated, artificial "pop stars" has even a tenth of the charisma of a janis joplin, jimi hendrix, jim morrison, or mick jagger.

You polish a turd, and you have a polished turd. Polish an American idol, and
you have...you guessed it, a polished turd.y

Thursday, April 29, 2010

TUNES GETTING THE TWO THUMBS UP CODEWARRIORZ APPROVAL

There ARE good tunes out there, and I want to show that I am not just a curmudgeon , ranting about the current bad ones. This SHOULD be a wake-up call for those producing
rotten music to give a listen to how GOOD music can sound.

Dave Isaacs - Isabella

As you NOTE, Dave Isaacs even plays the COOL Guitar Brand, a PARKER.
Rock on Dave! Love this sexy, hot, down South torrid ballad.

Next, although John Mayer's new stuff kinda sucks, his older stuff,
especially those with blues licks, ROCKs...check this one...


AND OF COURSE, THE MASTER, CARLOS SANTANA WITH BELLA

MUSIC WHICH QUALIFIES AS TORTURE

RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS HAS BECOME A VALUABLE RESOURCE FOR MANY, IDENTIFYING THOSE CURRENT TUNES WHICH SUCK DONKEY DONGS, LISTENING TO THIS SHYTE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
If someone asks, have you heard that new Failure Shit...er...Taylor Swift tune,
about Romeo and Juliet, all you have to do is come to this site, search for that
tune, and see, Yeah, it fucking sucks...and tell them, "Yeah, it fucking sucks donkey dongs dude!" , and never have to actually hear it.

Well, in 2000 years of songs, there have been bad songs and good songs, and overall,
good tunes tend to be remembered and bad ones get forgotten.

Continuing in our role as a public service information dissemination portal,
RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS has started a NEW category, namely MUSIC WHICH QUALIFIES
AS TORTURE. Our FIRST song that doubles as a mode of torture, cruel and unusual
punishment, even worse than the infamous waterboarding, is the "song" found
at this link.

This song is ONE OF THE WORST songs I have heard in 58 years. It is so jorrible
that I honestly believe that if you were subjected to 24 hours of this non-stop,
it could literally make you either go insane, or want to commit suicide.
Play it just FIVE TIMES in a row, and see if you don't feel violent, and feel
like killing yourself or someone else. Please make sure you remove all guns and
sharp objects, or even heavy blunt objects, from the immediate perimeter prior
to playing this. So, this buds for you Failure Shit...er, Taylor Swift.
You have the dishonor of getting the very FIRST RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS designation
as a song that also qualifies as audible torture.

WITH ALL THE SHYTE OUT THERE POSING AS MUCH, WHERE ARE THE MODERN WHITESNAKES, AD/DCS AND MORE

LISTENING TO THE NEUTERED, VAPID, BANAL SHYTE OUT THERE (AND BOLLOCKS TO ALL THE SELLOUTS MAKING THIS BUBBLEGUM)...Ye Olde CodewarriorZ is wishing that some of THESE groups would be filling the airwaves with TUNEZ


WhiteSnake...Is this Love (ROX so HARD it will break your SPINEZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E








WHAT THE HELL IS FASCISM ?

The word fascism gets thrown around a lot by people who may, or may not know what they are talking about. The same is true about democracy.
Here's the Wikipedia definition of Fascism.
"Fascism, pronounced /ˈfæʃɪzəm/, is a radical and authoritarian nationalist political ideology.[1][2][3][4] Fascists seek to organize a nation on corporatist perspectives, values, and systems such as the political system and the economy.[5][6] Scholars generally consider fascism to be on the far right of the conventional left-right political spectrum,[7][8][9][10][11][12] although some scholars claim that fascism has been influenced by both the left and the right.[13][14]

Fascists believe that a nation is an organic community that requires strong leadership, singular collective identity, and the will and ability to commit violence and wage war in order to keep the nation strong.[15] They claim that culture is created by collective national society and its state, that cultural ideas are what give individuals identity, and thus rejects individualism.[15] In viewing the nation as an integrated collective community, they claim that pluralism is a dysfunctional aspect of society, and justify a totalitarian state as a means to represent the nation in its entirety.[16][17] They advocate the creation of a single-party state.[18] Fascist governments forbid and suppress openness and opposition to the fascist state and the fascist movement.[19] They identify violence and war as actions that create national regeneration, spirit and vitality.[20]

Fascists reject and resist autonomy of cultural or ethnic groups who are not considered part of the fascists' nation and who refuse to assimilate or are unable to be assimilated.[21] They consider attempts to create such autonomy as an affront and threat to the nation.[21]"

"SO SAFE ITS APPROVED BY NASA"

I know that greed exists, and tends to grow like weeds (hey, that rhymes)...
but, what's up with these eye doctors pushing this Lasik crap ?
I was tooling through a town here in Texas, listening to their local radio,
when an ad for one of these laser surgery pushing Doc in a Boxes comes up
with the tag line "So safe it's NASA approved." Yeah, hmmmm, NASA ALSO
APPROVED THE CHALLENGER THAT EXPLODED IN MID-AIR KILLING ALL ABORT.

AND NASA APPROVED APOLLO...YOU REMEMBER, THE LUCKY 13 FLIGHT GIVING
BIRTH TO THE MEME "HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM..."

Lasik... remember..it starts with "LA" and ends with "SIK"
'nuff said.
"So it goes."
~Code

ASSZONA - HISPANICS SHOULD MOVE OUT OF A STATE THAT TARGETS THEM

If I were Hispanic, I would move out of Arizona, or, as I think we should NOW call it,
ASSZONA

Toad Warrior from Arizona, John Kavanagh

I will call him the Toad Warrior. Horny Toad from Arizona
The Josef Goebbels of AZ, John Kavanagh, was on C-Span trying to put
a good face on a bad law. The new "show me your papers" law in Arizona is
just what it is, an attempt to start with the most vulnerable of folks,
the hispanic poor migrant workers, to foist an effort to get the ball
rolling on making ALL of us, "SHOW YOUR PAPERS". Look, apropos of the
toad theme, you cannot toss a toad into hot water and cook him easily.

But, you can put him in tepid water and gradually increase the heat
and cook him alive (a horrible thing to do , and as an animal
advocate I hate to even write that). That's what the Repub redshirts
are trying to get going.

They would LOVE to get us all into a fascist state, a theocracy,
where we would be forced to go to the church of THEIR choice,
cut our hair the way they want...etc..

John Kavanagh is a cop from New York, now transplanted , er...
METASTASIZED into Arizona,and reminds me a bit of the Robert Duvall
character in the movie falling down. The Duvall character is a California
cop, but it just tickled me to point out the similarity.

I wonder if John Kavanagh had a wife like the Duvall character , that
was behind his move.

Anyway, Arizona....boycott their ass!
~Code

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

TUN TUN TUN...Auto-Tune the News

OK...ON WITH RANDOM THOUGHTS

OK this is some of the random neuronal firings for me of late.

I was thinking that Roman centurians, if they were alive today, would drive either an 80s or 90s
Mustang Muscle car OR a black Escalade . I think I am right on this one.

I really really hate the music, or what PASSES for music, on the radio, and it is getting WORSE
all the time. Cases in point. Music to make you think you are in a slow elevator descending to
hell, (as if listening to this shit doesn't qualify you already).

There's the "I JUST HAVEN'T MET YOU YET" by Michael Bublé. OK, I call him the "bubble boy" cuz, well, look at that shitty name, right ? This music makes a 60s Lounge Singer from Vegas seem authentic and cutting edge. It makes show tunes seem macho. WTF is wrong with a music exec that thought this is alright to inflict this on young ears. I hate this fucking song! I also checked out his YouTube site, where he is doing an "advertorial" for Nordstrom. We used to call this prostituting yourself, so I guess ladies of the evening now are not soliciting, but they are doing advertorials .

But as much as this crap makes my head want to explode, one song I hate infinitely more is that piece of shit from Martina McBride, "In my Daughter's Eyes"...this is so fucking nauseating I get physically sick at my stomach when I hear it. It makes you want to go wash your ears out after hearing it...it's that fucking repulsive.

Of course, there is a long list of other "pop" tunes out now that piss me the hell off.

That Romeo and Juliet mess from Failure Shit, er...uh, Taylor Swift, makes me seriously,
and I mean this, seriously wonder about the process music companies use to decide if someone can sing or not. It's a sign to me that Auto-Tune technology must be rampant in the music industry.

And now, for something cool...there's a new Auto-Tune the News from the Gregory bros


OK...that's the Rant and the Rulez for Foolz right now.

Pray for Peas...
Visualize Whorled Peas...
Rock on...
~Code

RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS

I am starting a new blog because, I wanted to be able to post just short, occasionally nonsensical things that come into my head, and thus, RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS came into my head. These are items that, for whatever reason, I felt just didn't deserve the posting on my Codewarriorz.blogspot.com blog. More L8er.
~Code
"So it goes."- Kurt Vonnegut