KELLY CLARKSON'S TUNE, "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU"

CLARKSON IS A IDOL WINNER, AND A MUSIC LOSER.
CLARKSON'S TUNE "MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU" OR WHATEVER, SHOULD BE RENAMED...
MY SONGS SUCK...PERIOD.

ALREADY GONE is another one of her horrible "tunes". As with the other Am. Idol "Winners"...they think you can change hair color, change hair style, get some glamour shots, and change their clothes, oh yeah, and give them a slight bad boy/bad girl image, and this makes them a cool pop star.

Uh....NO! First, they have to have charisma. You know what that is...it is the thing where, when someone walks in a room, suddenly the air seems charged and everyone turns to see what they are doing or lisen to what they are saying.

NONE of these constructed, fabricated, artificial "pop stars" has even a tenth of the charisma of a janis joplin, jimi hendrix, jim morrison, or mick jagger.

You polish a turd, and you have a polished turd. Polish an American idol, and
you have...you guessed it, a polished turd.y

TUNES GETTING THE TWO THUMBS UP CODEWARRIORZ APPROVAL

There ARE good tunes out there, and I want to show that I am not just a curmudgeon , ranting about the current bad ones. This SHOULD be a wake-up call for those producing
rotten music to give a listen to how GOOD music can sound.

Dave Isaacs - Isabella

As you NOTE, Dave Isaacs even plays the COOL Guitar Brand, a PARKER.
Rock on Dave! Love this sexy, hot, down South torrid ballad.

Next, although John Mayer's new stuff kinda sucks, his older stuff,
especially those with blues licks, ROCKs...check this one...

AND OF COURSE, THE MASTER, CARLOS SANTANA WITH BELLA

MUSIC WHICH QUALIFIES AS TORTURE

RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS HAS BECOME A VALUABLE RESOURCE FOR MANY, IDENTIFYING THOSE CURRENT TUNES WHICH SUCK DONKEY DONGS, LISTENING TO THIS SHYTE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
If someone asks, have you heard that new Failure Shit...er...Taylor Swift tune,
about Romeo and Juliet, all you have to do is come to this site, search for that
tune, and see, Yeah, it fucking sucks...and tell them, "Yeah, it fucking sucks donkey dongs dude!" , and never have to actually hear it.

Well, in 2000 years of songs, there have been bad songs and good songs, and overall,
good tunes tend to be remembered and bad ones get forgotten.

Continuing in our role as a public service information dissemination portal,
RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS has started a NEW category, namely MUSIC WHICH QUALIFIES
AS TORTURE. Our FIRST song that doubles as a mode of torture, cruel and unusual
punishment, even worse than the infamous waterboarding, is the "song" found
at this link.

This song is ONE OF THE WORST songs I have heard in 58 years. It is so jorrible
that I honestly believe that if you were subjected to 24 hours of this non-stop,
it could literally make you either go insane, or want to commit suicide.
Play it just FIVE TIMES in a row, and see if you don't feel violent, and feel
like killing yourself or someone else. Please make sure you remove all guns and
sharp objects, or even heavy blunt objects, from the immediate perimeter prior
to playing this. So, this buds for you Failure Shit...er, Taylor Swift.
You have the dishonor of getting the very FIRST RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS designation
as a song that also qualifies as audible torture.

WITH ALL THE SHYTE OUT THERE POSING AS MUCH, WHERE ARE THE MODERN WHITESNAKES, AD/DCS AND MORE

LISTENING TO THE NEUTERED, VAPID, BANAL SHYTE OUT THERE (AND BOLLOCKS TO ALL THE SELLOUTS MAKING THIS BUBBLEGUM)...Ye Olde CodewarriorZ is wishing that some of THESE groups would be filling the airwaves with TUNEZ


WhiteSnake...Is this Love (ROX so HARD it will break your SPINEZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E

WHAT THE HELL IS FASCISM ?

The word fascism gets thrown around a lot by people who may, or may not know what they are talking about. The same is true about democracy.
Here's the Wikipedia definition of Fascism.
"Fascism, pronounced /ˈfæʃɪzəm/, is a radical and authoritarian nationalist political ideology.[1][2][3][4] Fascists seek to organize a nation on corporatist perspectives, values, and systems such as the political system and the economy.[5][6] Scholars generally consider fascism to be on the far right of the conventional left-right political spectrum,[7][8][9][10][11][12] although some scholars claim that fascism has been influenced by both the left and the right.[13][14]

Fascists believe that a nation is an organic community that requires strong leadership, singular collective identity, and the will and ability to commit violence and wage war in order to keep the nation strong.[15] They claim that culture is created by collective national society and its state, that cultural ideas are what give individuals identity, and thus rejects individualism.[15] In viewing the nation as an integrated collective community, they claim that pluralism is a dysfunctional aspect of society, and justify a totalitarian state as a means to represent the nation in its entirety.[16][17] They advocate the creation of a single-party state.[18] Fascist governments forbid and suppress openness and opposition to the fascist state and the fascist movement.[19] They identify violence and war as actions that create national regeneration, spirit and vitality.[20]

Fascists reject and resist autonomy of cultural or ethnic groups who are not considered part of the fascists' nation and who refuse to assimilate or are unable to be assimilated.[21] They consider attempts to create such autonomy as an affront and threat to the nation.[21]"

"SO SAFE ITS APPROVED BY NASA"

I know that greed exists, and tends to grow like weeds (hey, that rhymes)...
but, what's up with these eye doctors pushing this Lasik crap ?
I was tooling through a town here in Texas, listening to their local radio,
when an ad for one of these laser surgery pushing Doc in a Boxes comes up
with the tag line "So safe it's NASA approved." Yeah, hmmmm, NASA ALSO
APPROVED THE CHALLENGER THAT EXPLODED IN MID-AIR KILLING ALL ABORT.

AND NASA APPROVED APOLLO...YOU REMEMBER, THE LUCKY 13 FLIGHT GIVING
BIRTH TO THE MEME "HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM..."

Lasik... remember..it starts with "LA" and ends with "SIK"
'nuff said.
"So it goes."
~Code

ASSZONA - HISPANICS SHOULD MOVE OUT OF A STATE THAT TARGETS THEM

If I were Hispanic, I would move out of Arizona, or, as I think we should NOW call it,
ASSZONA

Toad Warrior from Arizona, John Kavanagh

I will call him the Toad Warrior. Horny Toad from Arizona
The Josef Goebbels of AZ, John Kavanagh, was on C-Span trying to put
a good face on a bad law. The new "show me your papers" law in Arizona is
just what it is, an attempt to start with the most vulnerable of folks,
the hispanic poor migrant workers, to foist an effort to get the ball
rolling on making ALL of us, "SHOW YOUR PAPERS". Look, apropos of the
toad theme, you cannot toss a toad into hot water and cook him easily.

But, you can put him in tepid water and gradually increase the heat
and cook him alive (a horrible thing to do , and as an animal
advocate I hate to even write that). That's what the Repub redshirts
are trying to get going.

They would LOVE to get us all into a fascist state, a theocracy,
where we would be forced to go to the church of THEIR choice,
cut our hair the way they want...etc..

John Kavanagh is a cop from New York, now transplanted , er...
METASTASIZED into Arizona,and reminds me a bit of the Robert Duvall
character in the movie falling down. The Duvall character is a California
cop, but it just tickled me to point out the similarity.

I wonder if John Kavanagh had a wife like the Duvall character , that
was behind his move.

Anyway, Arizona....boycott their ass!
~Code

TUN TUN TUN...Auto-Tune the News

OK...ON WITH RANDOM THOUGHTS

OK this is some of the random neuronal firings for me of late.

I was thinking that Roman centurians, if they were alive today, would drive either an 80s or 90s
Mustang Muscle car OR a black Escalade . I think I am right on this one.

I really really hate the music, or what PASSES for music, on the radio, and it is getting WORSE
all the time. Cases in point. Music to make you think you are in a slow elevator descending to
hell, (as if listening to this shit doesn't qualify you already).

There's the "I JUST HAVEN'T MET YOU YET" by Michael Bublé. OK, I call him the "bubble boy" cuz, well, look at that shitty name, right ? This music makes a 60s Lounge Singer from Vegas seem authentic and cutting edge. It makes show tunes seem macho. WTF is wrong with a music exec that thought this is alright to inflict this on young ears. I hate this fucking song! I also checked out his YouTube site, where he is doing an "advertorial" for Nordstrom. We used to call this prostituting yourself, so I guess ladies of the evening now are not soliciting, but they are doing advertorials .

But as much as this crap makes my head want to explode, one song I hate infinitely more is that piece of shit from Martina McBride, "In my Daughter's Eyes"...this is so fucking nauseating I get physically sick at my stomach when I hear it. It makes you want to go wash your ears out after hearing it...it's that fucking repulsive.

Of course, there is a long list of other "pop" tunes out now that piss me the hell off.

That Romeo and Juliet mess from Failure Shit, er...uh, Taylor Swift, makes me seriously,
and I mean this, seriously wonder about the process music companies use to decide if someone can sing or not. It's a sign to me that Auto-Tune technology must be rampant in the music industry.

And now, for something cool...there's a new Auto-Tune the News from the Gregory bros


OK...that's the Rant and the Rulez for Foolz right now.

Pray for Peas...
Visualize Whorled Peas...
Rock on...
~Code

RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS

I am starting a new blog because, I wanted to be able to post just short, occasionally nonsensical things that come into my head, and thus, RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS came into my head. These are items that, for whatever reason, I felt just didn't deserve the posting on my Codewarriorz.blogspot.com blog. More L8er.
~Code
"So it goes."- Kurt Vonnegut