MUSIC WHICH QUALIFIES AS TORTURE

RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS HAS BECOME A VALUABLE RESOURCE FOR MANY, IDENTIFYING THOSE CURRENT TUNES WHICH SUCK DONKEY DONGS, LISTENING TO THIS SHYTE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
If someone asks, have you heard that new Failure Shit...er...Taylor Swift tune,
about Romeo and Juliet, all you have to do is come to this site, search for that
tune, and see, Yeah, it fucking sucks...and tell them, "Yeah, it fucking sucks donkey dongs dude!" , and never have to actually hear it.

Well, in 2000 years of songs, there have been bad songs and good songs, and overall,
good tunes tend to be remembered and bad ones get forgotten.

Continuing in our role as a public service information dissemination portal,
RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS has started a NEW category, namely MUSIC WHICH QUALIFIES
AS TORTURE. Our FIRST song that doubles as a mode of torture, cruel and unusual
punishment, even worse than the infamous waterboarding, is the "song" found
at this link.

This song is ONE OF THE WORST songs I have heard in 58 years. It is so jorrible
that I honestly believe that if you were subjected to 24 hours of this non-stop,
it could literally make you either go insane, or want to commit suicide.
Play it just FIVE TIMES in a row, and see if you don't feel violent, and feel
like killing yourself or someone else. Please make sure you remove all guns and
sharp objects, or even heavy blunt objects, from the immediate perimeter prior
to playing this. So, this buds for you Failure Shit...er, Taylor Swift.
You have the dishonor of getting the very FIRST RANDOM NEURON FIRINGS designation
as a song that also qualifies as audible torture.

OK...ON WITH RANDOM THOUGHTS

OK this is some of the random neuronal firings for me of late.

I was thinking that Roman centurians, if they were alive today, would drive either an 80s or 90s
Mustang Muscle car OR a black Escalade . I think I am right on this one.

I really really hate the music, or what PASSES for music, on the radio, and it is getting WORSE
all the time. Cases in point. Music to make you think you are in a slow elevator descending to
hell, (as if listening to this shit doesn't qualify you already).

There's the "I JUST HAVEN'T MET YOU YET" by Michael Bublé. OK, I call him the "bubble boy" cuz, well, look at that shitty name, right ? This music makes a 60s Lounge Singer from Vegas seem authentic and cutting edge. It makes show tunes seem macho. WTF is wrong with a music exec that thought this is alright to inflict this on young ears. I hate this fucking song! I also checked out his YouTube site, where he is doing an "advertorial" for Nordstrom. We used to call this prostituting yourself, so I guess ladies of the evening now are not soliciting, but they are doing advertorials .

But as much as this crap makes my head want to explode, one song I hate infinitely more is that piece of shit from Martina McBride, "In my Daughter's Eyes"...this is so fucking nauseating I get physically sick at my stomach when I hear it. It makes you want to go wash your ears out after hearing it...it's that fucking repulsive.

Of course, there is a long list of other "pop" tunes out now that piss me the hell off.

That Romeo and Juliet mess from Failure Shit, er...uh, Taylor Swift, makes me seriously,
and I mean this, seriously wonder about the process music companies use to decide if someone can sing or not. It's a sign to me that Auto-Tune technology must be rampant in the music industry.

And now, for something cool...there's a new Auto-Tune the News from the Gregory bros


OK...that's the Rant and the Rulez for Foolz right now.

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Rock on...
~Code