"SO SAFE ITS APPROVED BY NASA"

I know that greed exists, and tends to grow like weeds (hey, that rhymes)...
but, what's up with these eye doctors pushing this Lasik crap ?
I was tooling through a town here in Texas, listening to their local radio,
when an ad for one of these laser surgery pushing Doc in a Boxes comes up
with the tag line "So safe it's NASA approved." Yeah, hmmmm, NASA ALSO
APPROVED THE CHALLENGER THAT EXPLODED IN MID-AIR KILLING ALL ABORT.

AND NASA APPROVED APOLLO...YOU REMEMBER, THE LUCKY 13 FLIGHT GIVING
BIRTH TO THE MEME "HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM..."

Lasik... remember..it starts with "LA" and ends with "SIK"
'nuff said.
"So it goes."
~Code