Cell Phones Cause Cancer, and other fun new items

150 Year old UnDead talk show host, Larry "LA" King , did a show about cell phones possibly causing cancer, riffing off a study to be released tomorrow, that somehow links cell phone usage and cancer, especially brain cancer. The "experts" on the show, talked about their own cell phone usage, and were quick to say they were using blue tooth or earphones or speakers or whatever. They also said that if a man was carrying his cell phone in his pocket, he might have a lowered sperm count.

OK...last things first. The average ejaculate of males in the US contains
60-80 million per milliliter. The average ejaculate is approximately 2 millileters, so "at one time," an average man has 120-160 million sperm. (The range of "normal volume" for ejaculation is 1.5 ml to 5.0 ml, so the range could be anywhere from 90 million to 400 million.) It takes ONE, that's "1" sperm to fertilize the egg...so, you have perhaps 249,999,999 lazy layabout sperm that you could lose and still have a chance at increasing the numbers of an already too high in number population. I'm not worried on that score. Actually, we need to reduce them even more if you ask me. Let's have that sperm count drop to two or three per ejaculation. Give that egg a fighting chance at staying protected, will ya ?

Now, cancer is not a laughing matter and as many people are using cells as their multifunction portable entertainment center, watching movies, tv, playing games, writing text, surfing the net, taking pictures or movies, people are spending time with the cell in a way that even the most loquacious of teenagers did not do with the old land line.

Of course , the cell phone industry says there is nothing to worry about. Yeah, right, and don't pay any attention to that man behind the curtain, right ?